me: jsut send a normal text with no keysmashes just send a text w no keysmashes just send a
someone: hey
me: WSKJDFHB hi
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who…key smashes when saying hi…? like did you just see a key smash and think “i’m just gonna do this before every sentence idc if it makes sense”?? y'all are so weird
JWJEWODSJSD shut the fuck up
me: and i cant even get a text back.
them: you didnt even send anyone anything
me: and i cant even get a text back.
fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho
- tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross
- me: same
- tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world
- me: same
when you always text someone first and then stop to see if they will text you first for once but they don’t and it’s been 3 weeks of silence already 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Make me admit stuff?
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
Bored…send me numbers
It’s a new year don’t be shy now 👀
lets get personal. (please ask me i'm bored)
- 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
- 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
- 4: What do you think about most?
- 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
- 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
- 7: What's your strangest talent?
- 8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)
- 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
- 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
- 11: Do you have any strange phobias?
- 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
- 13: What's your religion?
- 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
- 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
- 17: What was the last lie you told?
- 18: Do you believe in karma?
- 19: What does your URL mean?
- 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
- 21: Who is your celebrity crush?
- 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- 23: How do you vent your anger?
- 24: Do you have a collection of anything?
- 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 26: Are you happy with the person you've become?
- 27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
- 28: What's your biggest "what if"?
- 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
- 31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
- 32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?
- 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
- 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
- 35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
- 36: Define Art.
- 37: Do you believe in luck?
- 38: What's the weather like right now?
- 39: What time is it?
- 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
- 41: What was the last book you read?
- 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
- 43: Do you have any nicknames?
- 44: What was the last film you saw?
- 45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?
- 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
- 47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
- 48: What's your sexual orientation?
- 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
- 50: Do you believe in magic?
- 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
- 52: What is your astrological sign?
- 53: Do you save money or spend it?
- 54: What's the last thing you purchased?
- 55: Love or lust?
- 56: In a relationship?
- 57: How many relationships have you had?
- 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- 59: Where were you yesterday?
- 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
- 61: Are you wearing socks right now?
- 62: What's your favourite animal?
- 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
- 64: Where is your best friend?
- 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
- 66: What is your heritage?
- 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
- 68: What do you think is Satan's last name?
- 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
- 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
- 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
- 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
- 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
- 74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
- 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
- 77: How can I win your heart?
- 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
- 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
- 80: What size shoes do you wear?
- 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
- 82: What is your favourite word?
- 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
- 84: What is a saying you say a lot?
- 85: What's the last song you listened to?
- 86: Basic question; what's your favourite colour/colours?
- 87: What is your current desktop picture?
- 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
- 89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
- 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
- 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
- 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
- 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
- 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
- 96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
- 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
- 98: Ever been on a plane?
- 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?